You'll never guess where I was today

Ok...so.....the Earth speeds around the Sun at ...oh...67,000 miles p/h. The Sun (Earth in tow) rushs round the Galaxy at 486,000 miles per hour....and there was I feeling guilty that I'd barely got of my arse all day!
Ive travelled a billion miles since breakfast!


'The Bro' remarked last night that the space we inhabit today will be zillions of miles away by tomorrow. So I checked! Apparently, it takes the Sun a whole 225 million years to make one revolution of the Galaxy. The last time Earth passed this way...the dinosaurs were grazing in a spot I now call my garden!
Talk about a life of travel and adventure?
Im knackered!!!!!!!