Viva La Recession

Im really enjoying this recession. You'll know what I mean if you, (like me) feel inexplicably drawn to Sale Rails and Bargain Baskets.

During a recession theres no need to feel like an 'also ran' when your mates are in competition to see who'll be first to add the latest 'must have' designer item to their inventory. You can just smile benignly, wave bye bye and dissappear Penneys while loudly declaring yourself a seasoned 'Recessionista'.

So you will understand if I say that every time I hear talk of those 'green shoots of economic recovery' I want to reach for the industrial strength weedkiller.